i got the holland canon
i got the holland canon
samia winters. twenty two. media and press. holland roden.
- this is samia, say hello, she probs wont say hello back just because she’s either too busy or she just doesn’t care
- she has an older brother (the male winters’ canon) and she got her job through him, but she doesn’t really take it too seriously
- she doesn’t know how to be on time. like ever.
- she considers herself “”“”“”“”fashionably late”“”“”“”“”
- she is the assistant for the gossip columnist at the paper, because they didn’t trust to put her anywhere else and have her actually do work so…
- it’s a little raunchy, and sometimes it dishes on things that people wouldn’t want out in the open, but she prides herself on getting exclusives for the writer and stuff~
- that’s how she gets her dirt. she hosts vodka beach parties.
- she doesn’t take much of anything in life seriously, because where’s the fun in that?????
- you can always see her with a starbucks drink in her hand because, well, that shit tastes good.
- she doesn’t have much time for people telling her useless things, and doesn’t much care about anyone else but herself.
- that’s her general reaction to everything.
- deep down she knows she’s lucky to have the job she has, especially since she’s sort of like just out of college, but she got it through her brother who is like sUPER SERIOUS about his job, so she tries not to fuck that up for him
- if you ask samia for a favour, chances are it wont get done. she’s a little aloof and forgets things easily unless she writes it down, which she doesn’t do much of unless its for work.
- she has these dips in her mood/behaviour that people don’t really expect, but it’s just sTRESS cos
- she has a certain issue with men. well, the issue is that she can’t get enough of them.
- anyways, she needs everything as far as i’m concerned.
- she’s a bit of a maneater, so just gimme all those things
- friends are probably scarce because she’s the worst, just gimme people who can tolerate her and she’ll be happy (((((((((like one good girlfriend may suffice. maybe 2.)))))))))))
- she helps gather info to write a lot of smack, so enemies are a given.
- this sounds like a shipper now.
- hmu homies~
hopefully i’ll be able to snag the holland canon c:
sites we might know you from: ummm lots?
three random facts about yourself: i love lemonade ((((((like a lot))))), i have a minor dylan o’brien issue and idk i love food this hARD
playbys: max irons, phoebe tonkin, holland roden, crystal reed, logan lerman, idk man idk how to branch out from those people. also models. c:
tv shows: hannibal, hemlock grove, game of thrones, teen wolf. that’s it. that’s my life.
books: sometimes i rly dislike reading and i guess that’s weird for an rper.
commercials: that one for that tablet where there’s break dancing and stuff and lots of clicking noises when they put the keyboard to the tablet. other than that commercials piss mE OFF
beverage: caramel frapp (starbucks), chai tea latte, tom collins, rusty nails and zombies. sometimes i enjoy a jager shot cos i’m hxc.
parting words: idk i’m shite at this.
idk what i want to do but methinks i want a holland roden. c:
thank god it opens in an hour and not later cos i’ve got a denim party to go to
SIAN GREYBACK'S PATRONUS ♡ peacock - intimidating, confident, eccentric
SIAN GREYBACK'S AMORTENTIA; cigarette smoke, home-made cookies, daisies.
A SIAN GREYBACK MOODBOARD (◡‿◡✿)
sian maeve greyback ▵ sixteen ▵ ravenclaw▵ sian has always been witty and smart, but has always been that sort of person who shocks people. she always comes off as quiet and shy, mainly because she only pokes her nose out from a book every once in a blue moon for someone, but mainly because she doesn’t much deem anyone worthy of her time.▵ for the most part sian is really just no fun at all unless she really enjoys someone, and her friends group would probably be very, very small. at least her close friends.▵ sian had originally thought that she was going to be placed in slytherin, mainly because she’s a narcissistic bitch who has a holier than thou attitude, she’s also a greyback which is a name that is well known in the slytherin house, but she was placed in ravenclaw due to her overwhelming amount of intelligence, wit and individuality.▵ one thing that people don’t really know about sian is that she’s a virgin. she keeps it to herself, as she does with most things she is/does. the only person who knows this about her is her brother, otherwise she deems it no one elses business.▵ sian pretty much just goes around judging everyone silently and learning as much as she can about them so she can use it against them if they ever get on her bad side. she’s kind of like a secret bully, but only lets her vicious side come out when she feels it necessary (which is why she thought she was going to be a slytherin because she’s cunning and manipulative).▵ basically i’m still figuring her out and she’s subject to a few changes/additions but she needs everything rly. lots of enemies and shit cos she hates every1 and will bully ppl if they annoy her. hmu for things im too laze to write more.▵ she’s covered pretty much for love stuff because well shOCKER i’m doing something with gabs.